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What Gibby Doesn't Know, Part 1: 1. That there is still a REAL Queen of England. He thinks they just let really old people be prom queens over there. 2. That Carly's dad doesn't live with her and Spencer. He said he swears that he had breakfast with Col. Shay last Wednesday. They had omelets. 3. That fish do not need to be bathed in the kitchen sink. Or that they're super slippery -- Poor "Mr. Gill" fell down the drain and now lives in the Seattle sewer system. 4. Here's a brilliant one: Gibby doesn't think that dinosaurs, in his words, "actually happened." He thinks they were invented by Hollywood 'cuz they make action movies and cartoons good. 5. Gibby's also never heard of Daylight Savings Time. Now we know why Gibby is ALWAYS an hour late for half of the year. 6. Gibby thinks that if you "buy" a star, it should be delivered to your house. When we told him all you get is a certificate saying you own it, he said, "That's a giant rip-off." 7. He thinks that bicycles on the side of the road are free. Kinda like "Take a penny, leave a penny," except he never leaves a bike in return. Gibby can be stingy. 8. When asked what was the capital of the state of New York, Gibby said, "New Jersey."